An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No likee Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.

Hrabia pyta Jana:
- Janie czy nasz telewizor ma metalowe drzwiczki?
- Nie panie hrabio!
- Cholera! Przez caly wieczor patrzylem w kominek!!!!

Podchodzi dzieciak do policjanta ,a policjant sie pyta :
- A podoba ci sie czapeczka?
- Tak
- A podoba ci sie mundur?
- Tak
- A podoba ci sie palka?
- Tak
- A w przyszlosci bedziesz policjantem?
- Prosze pana, ale ja sie dobrze ucze.

^ ^ ^ ja wierzę, ze dojdę tam gdzie chcę!!! ^ ^ ^

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