Wykoleil sie pociag wiozacy polskich poslow. Na miejsce pedza ekipy
ratownicze, karetki i smiglowce. Gdy przybyli okazalo sie, z nie ma
zadnych cial. Szef ratownikow pyta okolicznych mieszkancow:
- Gdzie sie podziali wszyscy z tego pociagu?
- Pochowalim.
- Wszyscy zgineli, co do jednego?
- No niektorzy mowili, z jeszcze zyja, ale kto by tam, panie, politykom
wierzyl...

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition a bolt of lightning strikes taking out the electricity. Moments later the power is restored and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset and cries I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out. Very well then says God let us see if Jesus fared any better. Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life in vivid display the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters But how! I lost everything yet his program is intact! How did he do it?!
God chuckles Jesus saves!

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