boj z hakami

Wpada do biura Kowalski, tak jak stworzyl go Pan Bog, na glowie kapelusz, w reku teczka. Kierownik krzyczy:
- Czyscie Kowalski zwariowali, nago do pracy?!
Kowalski:
- Panie Kierowniku, bo to bylo tak: bylem na balandze u mojej znajomej. W pewnym momencie gasnie swiatlo i slychac haslo - krawaty na zyrandol. ?wiatlo sie zapala, wszystkie krawaty na zyrandolu. Gasnie swiatlo, haslo - Panie do naga. Zapala sie, wszystkie Panie nago. Znowu gasnie swiatlo, haslo - Panowie do naga. Zapala sie - Panowie nago. Gasnie po raz kolejny, haslo - Panowie do roboty...
No to zlapalem teczke i kapelusz i przybieglem.

A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We dont. In the States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Dya eat jelly with the bread??"
Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."
The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you ve used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Canadian: "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

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