W auli wykladowej siedzi dwoch studentow. Nie daleko siadla ekstra panienka. Jeden z nich postanowil ja poderwac. Napisal na kartce : "Masz ladna noge" i rzucil do niej. Panienka sie usmiechnela i odpisala : "Druga tez mam ladna". Koles zaraz napisal "To moz sie umowimy miedzy pierwsza a druga?". Rzucil i w trzy minuty pozniej wyszedl z panienka z auli.
Student ktory zostal, tez upatrzyl sobie niezla kobialke i dawaj ten sam numer:
"?adna masz noge"
"Druga tez mam ladna"
"To moz sie umowimy miedzy trzecia a czwarta"
Panienka sie oburzyla, cos napisala, rzucila i wyszla.
Facus czyta: "Miedzy trzecia a czwarta to ty sie umow z krowa!"

W pewnym miescie wynaleziono maszyne do wykrywania klamstw.
Siada brunetka:
- Mysle z jestem zgrabna...
Zabilo ja. Siada ruda:
- Mysle z jestem madra...
Zabilo ja. Siada blondynka:
- Mysle..
Zabilo ja.

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus one turned to another and said So what did you bring The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the Grandma Moses of Jail. Then he asked the first What did you bring The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said I brought cards. I can play poker solitaire gin and any number of games. The third convict was sitting quietly aside grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked Why are you so smug What did you bring The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said I brought these. The other two were puzzled and asked What can you do with those He grinned and pointed to the box and said Well according to the box I can go horseback riding swimming roller-skating...

[...cO za styPa - niE mam pytaŃ !!!...]

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