Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition a bolt of lightning strikes taking out the electricity. Moments later the power is restored and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset and cries I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out. Very well then says God let us see if Jesus fared any better. Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life in vivid display the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters But how! I lost everything yet his program is intact! How did he do it?!
God chuckles Jesus saves!

- Jasiu, dlaczego nie byles wczoraj w szkole?
- Bo wczoraj umarl moj dziadek...
- Nie klam, wczoraj widzialam twojego dziadka w oknie...
- Tatus wystawil go przy oknie, bo listonosz szedl z renta...

I wojna swiatowa, siedza Rosjanie w okopie, dowodca kompanii wola "Orly, naprzod! Za mna!"
Cala kompania wylazi z okopow, dwoch zostalo.
"Komendy nie slyszelicie?"
"Slyszelimy, ale to nie do nas bylo!"
"Jak to nie do was?"
"My nie orly, my lwy - Lew Dawidowicz i Lew Mojzszowicz".

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