Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says You know I do not know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we have been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway I shut off the engine and coast into the garage I take my shoes off before I go into the house I sneak up the stairs I get undressed in the bathroom I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!

His buddy looks at him and says Well you are obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway slam the door storm up the steps throw my shoes into the closet jump into bed rub my hands on my wifes ass and say How about a little and she pretends she is asleep.

Przychodzi baba do lekarza i juz od progu skacze:
- Co sie stalo - pyta doktor.
- Mowilam, z sprezynka jest za dluga - odpowiada baba.

Filozoficzna zagadka: Jak wytlumaczyc obcokrajowcowi, z dla dwoch prawdziwych Polakow butelka wodki to w sam raz, dwie - duzo, a trzy - malo?

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